buttonmashes: (you could try sears)
Saturn ♄ ([personal profile] buttonmashes) wrote 2019-02-15 06:50 pm (UTC)

so the thing u need to know about horses is that theyre kind of like an antler-less moose
but that is where the similarities end
theyre more like really long dogs with fucked up teeth
if u spook one too hard it might literally die right there on the spot
some idiot human back in the day was like "oh i GOTTA go real fast on one of those" and we've been cursed as a species ever since

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